Advice from Sir D. Ozelle

1. "Chin up, buttercup"
2. "Never ask if you can "play through" gators on a golf course!" (don't rush em!)
3. "Maybe the Everglades isn't the best place for you to hang."
4. {Removed by lame Police}
5. When acquiring an animal, name him/her "Peeves". Then you can introduce them as your pet.......Peeves....brump brump tsssst!