Cocaine Carrying Submarine Busted in Baja!

This just in-DEA agents and Federales officers discovered a 100 foot Submarine with "Vlasic" painted on the side and arrested all on board. 150 tons of cocaine, 50 velvet paintings of Elvis and 30,000 counterfeit Shania Twain CDs were seized in the bust. It occured 30 miles south of Ensenada in Baja California. Apparently the Columbians onboard were posing as pickles salesman, a clever trick admitted authorities, but were able to make the arrests as a result of the careful observation-the wheels underneath the submarine. "Something just didn't look right," claimed one agent, "we followed it for a couple hundred miles before it clicked--never seen a submarine kick up dust and never seen one with monster truck tires before!" "Yep, the lightbulb just went on and we just knew they were up to somethin'..." A Greyhound bus was also towing it, but they figured some college kids were just enjoying spring break and took a wrong turn somewhere. A book and movie deal will follow...