Politically Incorrect Moments with Tuna

Hmmmm, what a dilemma. I have an albacore tuna exchange student living with me (don't ask me how this happened, it just did!) It seems he snuck into the kitchen just as I was wolfing down some sushi (California Roll), I tried to stuff it all in my mouth before he saw what it was...oh, the guilt. Now he's sulking in his room listening to Slipknot. Another fine day in Alaska!