When Painting Yourself Into Corner....

always have either;

a) a helicopter hovering overhead (watch out for those pesky blades and the wash!)
b) never go for the obvious Dali
c) or the Llama...he he (will be edited out if enough complaints are registered--so lame!)
d) quite a few rubber bands
e) a National Steel guitar, you gonna be playin' some blues!

-your host, Derek Ozelle